I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. - Steven Wright quotes

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Author: Steven Wright

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Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

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