Author: Jack Benny
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
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