Jack Benny Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.
No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
Author: Jack Benny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
If they don't have a winning attitude, I don't want them.
Author: Bear Bryant
The mere imparting of information is not education. Above all things, the effort must result in making a man think and do for himself.
Author: Carter G. Woodson
Ultimately we must concern ourselves with pulling out by its roots the decadence that controls our culture, the profit motive that controls our culture.
Author: Jane Fonda
It's an art to live with pain... mix the light into gray.
Author: Eddie Vedder
I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.
Author: Stephenie Meyer
It was helpful to be able to call a lawyer...it turns out, that not only did they help me, but they really helped the whole community.
Author: David Allen
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