Jack Benny Quotes, Thoughts and images
Jack Benny Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.
Jack Benny Quotes
No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.
Jack Benny Unique Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Jack Benny Thoughts
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Jack Benny Positive Quotes
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
Jack Benny Inspirational Quotes
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
Jack Benny Motivational Quotes
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny Short Quotes
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny Positive Thoughts
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny Quotes images
I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
Jack Benny Status
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
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