Jack Benny Quotes

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Jack Benny Thoughts

Jack Benny Thoughts

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

Author: Jack Benny

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Jack Benny Quotes Images

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Messages

Jack Benny Messages

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Author: Jack Benny

Short Jack Benny Quotes

Short Jack Benny Quotes

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Author: Jack Benny

Simple Jack Benny Messages

Simple Jack Benny Messages

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Thoughts

Jack Benny Thoughts

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Author: Jack Benny

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Jack Benny Messages Images

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Author: Jack Benny

Short Jack Benny Messages

Short Jack Benny Messages

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Author: Jack Benny

Unique Jack Benny Thoughts

Unique Jack Benny Thoughts

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

Author: Jack Benny

Simple Jack Benny Quotes

Simple Jack Benny Quotes

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

Author: Jack Benny

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