A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. - Jack Benny quotes

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

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Jack Benny Quotes - Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

Try to save something while your salary is small; it's impossible to save after you begin to earn more.

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Jack Benny Quotes - Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

Everything good that happened to me happened by accident.

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Jack Benny Quotes - There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

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Jack Benny Quotes - I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

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Jack Benny Quotes - Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

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Jack Benny Quotes - It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

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