Author: Jack Benny
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.
I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.
When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
