Author: Jack Benny
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
Happy New Year Wishes
The only way I'll ever get hurt in the casino is if there's an earthquake and a slot machine falls on my foot.
I believe in being honest with myself. If there's one thing I hate it's when a comedian is great and won't admit it. I've never met one like that, but if I did, I'd hate them.
I feel responsible for Johnny Ray's success. See many years ago I asked him to be on my show and he asked for a lot of money and I cried. And he stole that from me.
I was going to buy my girl a Packard car for Christmas, but it took too long to deliver, so I bought her some handkerchiefs.
I'm an old newspaper-man myself, but I quit because I found there was no money in old newspapers.
I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.
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