Author: Jack Benny
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Good Night Messages for Wife
I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.
A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
