I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early. - Jack Benny quotes

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early.

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Jack Benny Quotes - Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Author: Jack Benny

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