No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old. - Jack Benny quotes

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

Author: Jack Benny

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Jack Benny Quotes - A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Author: Jack Benny

Jack Benny Quotes - I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Author: Jack Benny

David Allen Quotes - It was helpful to be able to call a lawyer...it turns out, that not only did they help me, but they really helped the whole community.

It was helpful to be able to call a lawyer...it turns out, that not only did they help me, but they really helped the whole community.

Author: David Allen

David Allen Quotes - If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, it's hard to eat spaghetti.

Author: David Allen

David Allen Quotes - Most of the stress people experience comes from inappropriately managed commitments they make or accept.

Most of the stress people experience comes from inappropriately managed commitments they make or accept.

Author: David Allen

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