If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. - Sam Levenson quotes

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

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Sam Levenson Quotes - I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

I'm gonna put all my money into taxes. They're sure to go up.

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Sam Levenson Quotes - You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

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Sam Levenson Quotes - The longest word in the world is

The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."

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Sam Levenson Quotes - Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

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Sam Levenson Quotes - The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

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Sam Levenson Quotes - Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.

Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.

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