Sam Levenson
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
Give your child a spanking once a day. If you don't know why, he does.
Courage is walking naked through a cannibal village
We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.
One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends