Author: Sam Levenson
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Good Night Messages for Wife
The longest word in the world is "a word from our sponsor."
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
Learn from other people's mistakes. Life is too short to make them all yourself.
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country.
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Love Status in Hindi
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Attitude Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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