The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

It still hasn't kicked in yet. I haven't had a second to think about it. And I don't physically have the Grammy! So I can't even look at it!

When I got famous, all of a sudden guys wouldn't look at me. Period. So I felt a little sad, a little frustrated. Like, What's going on here? I've never been prettier in my life and I'm so cool and successful.

Boys like a little more booty to hold at night.

I didn't know fashion or any of that until the label gave me a stylist.

You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll

Now that I'm famous, guys don't hit on me.

Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble.