Author: Sam Levenson
Good Night Messages for Wife
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.
You can’t always choose who comes into your life but you can learn what lesson they teach you.
Author: C.V. Raman
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.
The minute you think you know everything about tennis is the minute your game starts going down the tubes.
Author: Jimmy Connors
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
Author: Lewis Grizzard
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
The embarrassing thing is that my salad dressing is out-grossing my films.
Author: Paul Newman
The future has no other reality than as present hope, and the past is no more than present memory.
Author: Jorge Luis Borges
New Zealand is not used to wealth. In America wealth is kind of a thing of pride. Here it's the opposite. The more you've got, the bigger the target you are.
Author: Peter Jackson
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends