Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

You don't have to be in "Who's Who" to know what's what.

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory.

It still hasn't kicked in yet. I haven't had a second to think about it. And I don't physically have the Grammy! So I can't even look at it!

When I got famous, all of a sudden guys wouldn't look at me. Period. So I felt a little sad, a little frustrated. Like, What's going on here? I've never been prettier in my life and I'm so cool and successful.

Boys like a little more booty to hold at night.

I didn't know fashion or any of that until the label gave me a stylist.

You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll

Now that I'm famous, guys don't hit on me.

Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble.

I want to be better at being single, and I want to be better at feeling okay about being single. I don't need a boyfriend.

I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'