You give up your dream, you give up.

Great news! Hosting Oscars counts five hours toward my community service!

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

When you realize you want to invest the rest of your lifestyle with somebody, you want the rest of your life to commence as quickly as achievable.

Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don't think you can make your kids' dreams your own. They need you to support them in their dreams.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

Gentlemen, start your egos!

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.