I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.

A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it's really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, it's great.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

Nobody is more truthful when he's acting than De Niro.

Gentlemen, start your egos!

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

You give up your dream, you give up.

Good news, they found Nemo! The bad news is, they found him in one of Wolfgang Puck's puff pastries.

It's money. I remember it from when I was single

What's so fascinating and frustrating and great about life is that you're constantly starting over, all the time, and I love that.

It is better to look good than to feel good.

To be good, you need to believe in what you're doing.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

Change is such hard work.

Michael was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with my hands over my eyes-and the lights off.

The climate in the '50s and '60s for black performers or black people in the entertainment business was atrocious. It was atrocious.

I've met every freak in the business.