There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes. - Garrison Keillor quotes

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

Author: Garrison Keillor

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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.

... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love

Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.

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