30+ Best Garrison Keillor Quotes

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Garrison Keillor Motivational Quotes

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

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You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories. - Garrison Keillor quotes

You get old and you realize there are no answers, just stories.

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Be well, do good work, and keep in touch. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

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Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Your life is a work of art, and in the end, the underlying theme of great art is bravery and hope and love.

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Garrison Keillor Inspirational Quotes

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word. - Garrison Keillor quotes

When the country goes temporarily to the dogs, cats must learn to be circumspect, walk on fences, sleep in trees, and have faith that all this woofing is not the last word.

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A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people. - Garrison Keillor quotes

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

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Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

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A child can educate just about anybody. - Garrison Keillor quotes

A child can educate just about anybody.

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Garrison Keillor Positive Quotes

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy. - Garrison Keillor quotes

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

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Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.

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Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

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Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

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Garrison Keillor Short Quotes

I want to resume the life of a shy person. - Garrison Keillor quotes

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

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English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. - Garrison Keillor quotes

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

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Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

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My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts. - Garrison Keillor quotes

My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.

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Garrison Keillor Wisdom Quotes

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor quotes

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

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You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor quotes

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.

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Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love - Garrison Keillor quotes

Love has the power to rescue us and not let go, otherwise it isn't love

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A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor quotes

A book is a gift you can open again and again.

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Garrison Keillor Unique Quotes

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes. - Garrison Keillor quotes

There is almost no marital problem that can't be helped enormously by taking off your clothes.

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... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty. - Garrison Keillor quotes

... life itself is brief, and that is what charges the day with such ridiculous beauty.

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We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass. - Garrison Keillor quotes

We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.

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I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us. - Garrison Keillor quotes

I think if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust, this would be a better world for all of us.

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One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining. - Garrison Keillor quotes

One reads books in order to gain the privilege of living more than one life. People who don't read are trapped in a mine shaft, even if they think the sun is shining.

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Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor - Garrison Keillor quotes

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

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A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor quotes

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

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The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this. - Garrison Keillor quotes

The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.

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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor quotes

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

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Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted.

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A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. - Garrison Keillor quotes

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

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TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle - Garrison Keillor quotes

TV news is as bloody as Shakespeare but without the intelligence and the poetry. If you watch television news you know less about the world than if you drank gin out of a bottle

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A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. - Garrison Keillor quotes

A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, it's time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer.

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It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming. - Garrison Keillor quotes

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

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