Author: Garrison Keillor
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Romantic Happy New Year Messages
Happy New Year Wishes
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.
My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.
English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.
I want to resume the life of a shy person.
Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.
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