English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say. - Garrison Keillor quotes

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

Author: Garrison Keillor

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Garrison Keillor Quotes - It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor Quotes - My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.

My ability to keep cool in a crisis is based entirely on not knowing all the facts.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor Quotes - Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor Quotes - I want to resume the life of a shy person.

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

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Garrison Keillor Quotes - Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Garrison Keillor Quotes - Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Author: Garrison Keillor

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