Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor quotes

Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.

Author: Garrison Keillor

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Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

English is the perfect language for preachers because it allows you to talk until you think of what to say.

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

I want to resume the life of a shy person.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.

Life is unjust and this is what makes it so beautiful. Every day is a gift. Be brave and take hold of it.

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

We'd all be alot happier if we'd stop assuming we're supposed to be happy.

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