If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy quotes

If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.

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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

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