Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Good Night Messages for Wife
Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
To the pure all things are pure!
Author: Marcel Proust
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
I criticise by creation, not by finding fault.
Author: Michelangelo
When you decide firmly to lead a clean life, chastity will not be a burden on you: it will be a crown of triumph.
Author: Josemaria Escriva
When the going gets tough, the tough reinvent.
Author: RuPaul
Cool superiority as a mask for overflowing insecurity.
Author: Deb Caletti
I was more excited than scared, at the opportunity to work in an English movie.
Author: Aishwarya Rai
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
