Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
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Love Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
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Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends