Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
You find out that all this stuff you've accumulated, you could care less about it. It's just the relationships that matter.
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
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Love Status in Hindi
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