Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Love Quotes & Messages
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Breakup Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
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Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
