Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
Ladies have come up with all these expressions to reassure men. "Oh, honey, it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean." That may be true, but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat.
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
Love Quotes & Messages
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Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
