Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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Good Night Messages for Wife
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
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