I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles. - Jeff Foxworthy quotes

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

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