Author: Jeff Foxworthy
Good Night Messages for Wife
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.
Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!
Author: Bram Stoker
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
People use words to do battle and to hurt one another terribly, tragically and even mortally.
Author: Bryant H. McGill
When I was a kid, my parents had a 900-pound television on top of a TV tray. My dad's theory was, 'Let him pull it over his head a few times, he'll learn.'
I try as hard as I can for everything to be different from one movie to the next.
Author: Tommy Lee Jones
This whole issue of Hindu-Muslim in India is completely overhyped.
Author: Azim Premji
Did you know you would become as successful as you have? Hell, no. But you know what? You were prepared, baby.
Author: Quincy Jones
Be aware of everything around you, because you are receiving the answers to your questions at every moment of the day.
Author: Rhonda Byrne
Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna spit up just like that. My wardrobe looks like we have condors living in our yard.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends