The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy quotes

The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.

Author: Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

Author: Jeff Foxworthy

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