Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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4th of July Wishes
Happy Canada Day Wishes
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
