Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same. - Jeff Foxworthy quotes

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes - Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

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