If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission. - Lenny Bruce quotes

If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.

Author: Lenny Bruce

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Paul Simon Quotes - I've got nothing to do today but smile.

I've got nothing to do today but smile.

Author: Paul Simon

Lenny Bruce Quotes - When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

When you're eight years old, nothing is any of your business.

Author: Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce Quotes - A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.

Author: Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce Quotes - I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

Author: Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce Quotes - My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

Author: Lenny Bruce

Lenny Bruce Quotes - The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

Author: Lenny Bruce

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