Author: Lenny Bruce
Good Night Messages for Wife
What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.
If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
Every life is capable of greatness.
Author: Condoleezza Rice
No one knows you better than you know yourself. Do the thing you want. Don't wait for someone else
Author: Madonna Ciccone
Most people are too fretful, they worry to much. Success means being very patient, but aggressive when it's time.
Author: Charlie Munger
Bullies are always to be found where there are cowards.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
On every continent, there are girls who will go on to change the world in ways we can only imagine, if only we allow them the freedom to dream.
Author: Barack Obama
If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.
I think God cares about everything he created.
Author: Russell Wilson
Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
