Author: Lenny Bruce
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Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
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If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!
To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.
What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
