If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky! - Lenny Bruce quotes

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

Author: Lenny Bruce

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

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Lenny Bruce Quotes - If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

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