If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky! - Lenny Bruce quotes

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

Author: Lenny Bruce

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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it.

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

To say whatever nonsense comes into your head without any repercussions has got to be a bigger high than heckling a movie screen in a darkened theater.

What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.

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