America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. - John Barrymore quotes

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

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John Barrymore Quotes - You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

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John Barrymore Quotes - My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

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John Barrymore Quotes - When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

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John Barrymore Quotes - Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

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John Barrymore Quotes - The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

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John Barrymore Quotes - In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.

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