I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.

our finger prints dont fade from the lives we touch

How we handle our fears will determine where we go with the rest of our lives.

Busy yourselves with this, you damned walruses, while the rest of use proceed with the libretto.

If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.

A man must pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra often had to be subsidized.

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow, while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.

I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free.

You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried; you float.

My only regret in the theater is that I could never sit out front and watch me.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.