We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

Oscar Wilde

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

Some people always know the price, but not the value

Some people always know the price, but not the value

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

Don't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning.

Don't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning.

Always be a little unexpected.

Always be a little unexpected.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.

When both a speaker and an audience are confused, the speech is profound.

When both a speaker and an audience are confused, the speech is profound.

Any place that we love becomes our world.

Any place that we love becomes our world.

The moment that an artist takes notice of what other people want, and tries to supply the demand, he ceases to be an artist.

The moment that an artist takes notice of what other people want, and tries to supply the demand, he ceases to be an artist.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

The only thing I cannot resist is temptation.

The only thing I cannot resist is temptation.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.