When both a speaker and an audience are confused, the speech is profound.

Don't be afraid. There are exquisite things in store for you. This is merely the beginning.

Always be a little unexpected.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.

Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties.

Any place that we love becomes our world.

The moment that an artist takes notice of what other people want, and tries to supply the demand, he ceases to be an artist.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

The only thing I cannot resist is temptation.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.

To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered.

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out.