The worlds most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you cant even tell who is who.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? Its like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. Its like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

The word future and females is a dangerous combination.

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

Don't be serious, be sincere.

From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.

Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them

The pretty girl is always right.

A wise man can be a fool in love.

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.

Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice...

In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!

...but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.

Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them"...

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunters home.

LIFE IS TOUGH WHEN YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING TO PEOPLE SMARTER THAN YOU...