They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much! Love you, baby!

They say you lose your mind as you grow older... what they don't tell you is that you won't miss it much! Love you, baby!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Girlfriend

Ask me for a special birthday gift and you will have it! But don’t ask for a car, I can’t afford it yet. Happy Birthday, my lady.

Ask me for a special birthday gift and you will have it! But don’t ask for a car, I can’t afford it yet. Happy Birthday, my lady.

Many guys envy our relationship, but that is because they don't know how crazy you are! Have a special birthday!

Many guys envy our relationship, but that is because they don't know how crazy you are! Have a special birthday!

Sweetheart, please don’t blow off the candles on your birthday cake, let them keep burning please, it’s a symbol of our love that will burn forever. Happy Birthday.

Sweetheart, please don’t blow off the candles on your birthday cake, let them keep burning please, it’s a symbol of our love that will burn forever. Happy Birthday.

I think your birthday is the perfect moment for me to stop saying I like you, and start saying I love you.

I think your birthday is the perfect moment for me to stop saying I like you, and start saying I love you.

Today is your special day, my beautiful sweet peach. Thank you for sharing your sugar with me.

Today is your special day, my beautiful sweet peach. Thank you for sharing your sugar with me.

My heart does a happy dance every time you are near. Thank you for filling my life with unparalleled joy and love.

My heart does a happy dance every time you are near. Thank you for filling my life with unparalleled joy and love.

Dear girl, I’m way too afraid of you to ever forget your birthday!

Dear girl, I’m way too afraid of you to ever forget your birthday!

Many happy returns on your Birthday! Just don't return me. I'll be your man forever!

Many happy returns on your Birthday! Just don't return me. I'll be your man forever!

Don't worry about your age. You are still younger than your next Birthday. Have a special celebration, my girl.

Don't worry about your age. You are still younger than your next Birthday. Have a special celebration, my girl.

I wish you the jolliest and happiest Birthday ever, my sweet!

I wish you the jolliest and happiest Birthday ever, my sweet!

Sending my congratulations to the biggest blessing in my life.

Sending my congratulations to the biggest blessing in my life.

Thank God I found someone who looks at me like she looks at chocolate cake. Congratulations, my love!

Thank God I found someone who looks at me like she looks at chocolate cake. Congratulations, my love!

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Super hot.” “Super hot who?” “Your super hot girlfriend wishing my super hot boyfriend a happy birthday today!”

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Super hot.” “Super hot who?” “Your super hot girlfriend wishing my super hot boyfriend a happy birthday today!”

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.

Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.

Happy birthday my lovely boyfriend! On your birthday can I check your facebook messages? Just want to see how many ex-girlfriends have messaged you.

Happy birthday my lovely boyfriend! On your birthday can I check your facebook messages? Just want to see how many ex-girlfriends have messaged you.

If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team.

If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team.