If your heart was made of cheese I would wish to be a mouse. Happy Birthday to the best boyfriend.

Thank God I found someone who looks at me like she looks at chocolate cake. Congratulations, my love!

“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Super hot.” “Super hot who?” “Your super hot girlfriend wishing my super hot boyfriend a happy birthday today!”

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Being with you for so long years my love I have realized you are a bad joke done with me rightfully. Happy birthday my love!

Some people may call us crazy- but I’m ok with that, because we are crazy good together. Happy birthday, babe.

Happy birthday my lovely boyfriend! On your birthday can I check your facebook messages? Just want to see how many ex-girlfriends have messaged you.

If love-making were a professional sport I would want to be on your team.

It’s a good thing that you are strong enough to carry me, since you give me weak knees I think you might have to hold me for a while.

I wish it was your birthday every day- then I could undress you and see you in that smoking hot birthday suit 365 days a year. Happy birthday, you hotty.

Happy Birthday, my dear. Tonight, let’s do a role reversal…I’ll be the designated driver for once and you can be the sloppy drunk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whatever you wish that’s what we’ll do!

Who needs gifts when you have an amazing girlfriend like myself? All you’ll ever need is found in me. Happy birthday!

I love you more than I love Nutella……… and that’s a whole lot!!!!

What do you, cheese, wine, and Harrison Ford have in common? They all get tastier and more badass with age! Cheers to another year older! Happy Birthday, boyfriend!

To the birthday boy, you’re getting up there in age. Don’t spend too much time counting your candles or you’ll get dizzy.

It’s your day to make a wish! I don’t know what you could possibly wish for as I’m already yours but….Love Yours Truly

Happy Birthday to a guy whose apartment smells of rich mahogany and many leatherbound books… I love you!!

Cheers to getting too old to have those long nights out on the town like we used to do. Your birthday will be just as special while celebrating from the couch.