Spring time is the land awakening.
Author: Lewis Grizzard
If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.
Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.
On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
Let's all start walking more and driving less.
Egypt Revolution Day Wishes
World Hepatitis Day Wishes
The only thing that I'm obsessed with is sleeping, and actually, it is more than an obsession, it is a pleasure.
Author: Christian Bale
I'm sure acting is a deeply neurotic thing to do.
Author: Ralph Fiennes
It's grown into a personal relationship, yeah. I'm crazy about Jerry. I think he's a unique character.
Author: Jon Voight
I enjoy my job as long as I can create a character, otherwise it's boring.
Author: Javier Bardem
In a world that keeps on pushing me around, I'm gonna stand my ground, and I won't back down.
Author: Tom Petty
There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends