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Lewis Grizzard Thoughts

Lewis Grizzard Thoughts

Spring time is the land awakening.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes Images

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Messages

Lewis Grizzard Messages

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Short Lewis Grizzard Quotes

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Simple Lewis Grizzard Messages

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Thoughts

Lewis Grizzard Thoughts

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard Messages Images

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Short Lewis Grizzard Messages

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Unique Lewis Grizzard Thoughts

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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Simple Lewis Grizzard Quotes

Let's all start walking more and driving less.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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