Lewis Grizzard Quotes, Thoughts and images

Lewis Grizzard Quotes, Status, and Thoughts with images.

Lewis Grizzard Quotes

Lewis Grizzard Quotes

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Unique Quotes

Lewis Grizzard Unique Quotes

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Thoughts

Lewis Grizzard Thoughts

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Positive Quotes

Lewis Grizzard Positive Quotes

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Inspirational Quotes

Lewis Grizzard Inspirational Quotes

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Motivational Quotes

Lewis Grizzard Motivational Quotes

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Short Quotes

Lewis Grizzard Short Quotes

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Positive Thoughts

Lewis Grizzard Positive Thoughts

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Quotes images

Lewis Grizzard Quotes images

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

Lewis Grizzard Status

Lewis Grizzard Status

The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

Author: Lewis Grizzard

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