There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago. - Lewis Grizzard quotes

There is something wrong when you wait in line thirty minutes to get a hamburger that was cooked for ninety seconds an hour ago.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.

If Love Were Oil, / I'd Be About a Quart Low.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - Spring time is the land awakening.

Spring time is the land awakening.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.

I finally figured it out, I finally figured out how to find some peace and happiness. I sure would hate for the man upstairs to take me now. But at least I did figure it out.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground.

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Lewis Grizzard Quotes - I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

I'd much rather sit next to a smoker in a restaurant than a nose-blower.

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