He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie. - Neil Simon quotes

He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie.

Author: Neil Simon

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I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.

I don't use computers... I'm someone who needs to see the page right away in my hand.

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it.

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

It looks different when you're sober; I thought I had twice as much furniture.

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

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