I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors. - Neil Simon quotes

I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors.

Author: Neil Simon

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There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

There's no such thing as a sure thing. That's why they call it gambling.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

I understand. You work very hard two days a week and you need a five-day weekend. That's normal.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we'll get some fluid and embalm each other.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

Give your mind a chance to travel through foreign languages.

Give your mind a chance to travel through foreign languages.

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